Amidst an Argument on Our Back Deck, My Wife and I Notice Two Slugs
By Erik Tschekunow

Two slugs.

Two fat, wet thumbs

 

stuck to the side of our house

have climbed—maestros of mucus—

 

from the yard’s mud slums

either to mate or fight.

 

And since they both,

as hermaphrodites,

 

have their dicks out,

let’s figure to mate;

 

for to say two slugs have come

to slug it out in the fashion

 

of phallus fisticuffs

would be just childish,

 

to watch would make

a cartoon of the moment.

 

So, we’ll peep.

We’ll wonder at the curious

 

entanglement

that’s overcome them:

 

Two slugs now locked

by their barbed bollocks,

 

a fused bluish bloom

of the basest parts.

 

It’s as though this embrace

could conceive a planet.

 

What, wife, would we do?

Live out our lives conjoined,

 

uncomfortable lovers?

Or, espouse the lesson of the slug,

 

rise like mythical trunks above

this embattled garden,

 

and chew off

that which has us caught?