Amidst an Argument on Our Back Deck, My Wife and I Notice Two Slugs
By Erik Tschekunow
Two slugs.
Two fat, wet thumbs
stuck to the side of our house
have climbed—maestros of mucus—
from the yard’s mud slums
either to mate or fight.
And since they both,
as hermaphrodites,
have their dicks out,
let’s figure to mate;
for to say two slugs have come
to slug it out in the fashion
of phallus fisticuffs
would be just childish,
to watch would make
a cartoon of the moment.
So, we’ll peep.
We’ll wonder at the curious
entanglement
that’s overcome them:
Two slugs now locked
by their barbed bollocks,
a fused bluish bloom
of the basest parts.
It’s as though this embrace
could conceive a planet.
What, wife, would we do?
Live out our lives conjoined,
uncomfortable lovers?
Or, espouse the lesson of the slug,
rise like mythical trunks above
this embattled garden,
and chew off
that which has us caught?
|